Welcome to Day 1 of our African Overland Tour. More than likely you won’t be reading this unless you’re either considering taking an overland tour through Africa, or you know Josh or Renee personally. If you’re a member of either camp, you’ll want a lot of details. And, baby, you’re going to get ‘em in spades! We’ll be going day-by-day through our 52 day journey (most posts will be more than one day, but I wanted to answer the clamors for some details ASAP), and if you want to check out why we chose to take an Overland Tour in the first place, check it out here! If you want to read about Absolute Africa, check them out here. And if you want to read an extended review of the 2012 MTV Video Music Awards, check that out here. And now, on with the show…..Read More
When I was in kindergarten, my teacher sent us home with a homework assignment to “draw your perfect vacation”, and I was able to finish faster than any assignment we’d been given in the past. I ran to my room as soon as my parents unstrapped my car seat, and grabbed the crayons. For almost an hour I worked, scribbling furiously until I revealed to my Mom the masterpiece I had created. On the page sat a brown and green landscape with a crudely drawn lion and giraffe on one side, a bright yellow sun and a hauntingly accurate self-portrait of myself, holding a pair of binoculars with a huge smile on my face. I was flanked by what appears to be a small dog, but probably was a monkey. At the top, written across the cloudless sky was one word:
When you're traveling for an extended period of time, the most important thing to do is to keep a budget, because without a budget, traveling for an extended period of time quickly becomes "traveling for a short period of time and then going home and living with your Mom for a few months while you continue to post old pictures on Facebook to make it seem like you're still out there". But you will still want to visit some of the most expensive destinations in the world, because, let's face it, they're expensive for a reason. Some of the most beautiful places in the world are no longer inaccessible for the budget traveler, there's always a way to get there, you may have to just give up a few things. Unless you're George Clooney (or insert a better reference if you'd like, Cloons is just my go-to for a rich person that likes to travel), you can't spend every night in the Ritz Carlton and dine by candlelight overlooking the Mediterranean Sea for every meal. Plus, candlelight for breakfast? That's just a little decadent, don't you think, George? Give us a break.
The first place we're going to be exploring on our "Ballin' On A Budget" series is Cinque Terre, one of the most beautiful destinations in Europe. Cinque Terre is a six-mile stretch in the Liguria region of Italy containing five gorgeous towns literally built into the cliffs overlooking the Mediterranean Sea. The towns of Monterosso, Vernazza, Corneglia, Manarola, and Riomaggiore were, unbelievably, not that popular for tourists as recently as twenty years ago, but the advent of the internet (Damn you, Al Gore!) and the surge of travel writers (Damn you, Rick Steves!) has made it one of the most popular destinations in Italy. Cinque Terre is now officially on the beaten path, and while the beauty is still there, but it is no longer untainted by tourists. And the prices are showing it. With UNESCO now limiting the number of tourists allowed to visit the area, it's about to get even more expensive, so let's see how you can visit Cinque Terre without being the charming prankster who gave us the criminally underrated One Fine Day.
SIDE NOTE: Don't feel like these tips are only for the long-term traveler. If you have been aching to spend a week in Cinque Terre, get out there! Let's just do some planning first.Read More
Rome has a ton of old shit in it. There are thousand-year-old ruins awaiting your eyeballs literally around every corner, and you can't swing a porchetta without hitting the facade of a beautiful cathedral built when the years only had three digits. Looking for paintings that came from the hands of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? They're all over Rome, many of them in off-the-beaten-path churches and piazzas strewn throughout the Eternal City. But if you're interested in learning what life was like for Ancient Romans, your options are limited to The Roman Forum and a few other small sites throughout the city, as most of what remains from centuries past is constrained to the two G's of Ancient Rome-God or Government. If you're interested in what your average Orange Julius did on the daily, you're going to have to take a day trip, and most people will take the 2.5 hour, €60 train down to Pompeii. Then they'll pay €20 to enter the archaeological site, or maybe even spend up to €100 on a private tour, and that doesn't make sense if you're on either a time or money budget when you're in Rome. If you're on a trip to Rome with no budgets, by all means, spend your time in Pompeii, and also let's be best friends. But for most, a day trip to Pompeii is unnecessary when they could have gone to Ostia Antica.Read More
Everyone wants to come home from vacation with a souvenir. The type of souvenirs change throughout your life; as a teenager you're apt to be wearing a foreign language Budweiser or Coca-Cola logo-ed t-shirt for a few years, as a twenty something, most likely you'll have some sort of knick-knack collection (I still have a "Cleveland Rocks!" shot glass somewhere in the annals of my packed up kitchen boxes), and now, you FedEx Moroccan hand-stitched rugs to your house to be a "statement piece" to revolve the room around. But what if you could bring home a skill from your travels? What if your exposures to other cultures and activities could translate into experiences in the future? Can you take the vacation home with you?
When we learned that my Mom was going to meet us in the Eternal City, we thought that the opportunity to learn from a real Italian chef the true way to make pasta and cook Italian with our own two hands might actually change the way that we cook once we return to the States. We hoped to have a real life version of one of those Food Network shows where Bobby Flay teaches you how to become a better cook, with less yelling, more mother-son-daughter-in-law bonding, and much, much more Prosecco, and that's exactly what we received.Read More
You’ve gotten a massage, right? They all share basically the same tenets. Soft music. A dark room. Your face in a hole that is a little bit too tight. Constantly wondering if the masseuse is going to bend down and take a bite out of your butt. Massages are pretty much the same in most areas of the world. But when you’re traveling to many countries throughout the world, there is an interesting addition that comes before the massage experience. You can even have it singularly, although most tourists will have it combined with a massage, and while it has many names and different traditions throughout the world, we’re going to focus on the Moroccan form: Hammam.
Just like massage parlors, there are varying levels of hammams, from the public versions with locals washing each other and chatting over who just moved into the neighborhood to high end chateaus with rose petals, heated towels and nary a Moroccan in sight. These can run you anywhere from 20 to 2000 dirham ($2-$200) for a hammam and massage. Hammam is technically the word for the steam room where your shower and scrub will take place, but most places it was simply the word used for the entire experience, because it’s like going to the movies, no one would ever say to you “Excuse me, hypothetical person, I am going to the movies to while there I will be seeing Santa’s Slay starring Bill Goldberg,” they’re just going to the movies to see an awesome movie. You’re just going to the hammam. It’s understood what’s happening there. Well it’s going to be, once I explain it to you.Read More
Think back on your travels. The very best experiences you've had throughout your visits abroad or otherwise. The "check this off my bucket list" travel activities. Or even glance back over your life as a whole. Have you ever done an activity or been involved in something that has made you say, "There is no way I could picture ANYONE not liking this?" Something probably has jumped into your head, like the time you jetskied across the lake while fireworks exploded over your head last Independence Day. Or the first time you saw the Grand Canyon. Perhaps it's just stepping out on the ledge of a castle of a place you didn't think could possibly exist in real life. Well, I've got some bad news for you. That time you went real fast on a jetski while America celebrated by blowing things up above you? My Dad wouldn't like it, his bad knees make a jetski untenable. The first time you saw the Grand Canyon? I'm scared of heights, plus it's too hot in Arizona. Lake Bled? Ask a Slovenian, they'll tell you Lake Bohinj is better. I'm basically Abraham Lincoln-ing you. You can't please all the people all the time. There is no activity that EVERYONE will like.
Except for the Italian Days Food Experience.Read More
What else does Slovenia need to gain a foothold in the European itineraries of travelers? Why are the views of Lake Bled or the Skocjan Caves or the emerald green Soca River not on Buzzfeed's clickbait list of "27 Surreal Places You Should Visit Before You Die"? Why do people constantly ignore bloggers referring to Slovenia as their "favorite country they've visited"? How many times must it be referred to as "The Next Big Thing In Europe" before it finally breaks through and actually gets there? Why do travelers use Ljubljana as a one-day stopover on their way to Croatia when it should be the other way around? What else does Slovenia need? Does it need a cosmopolitan capital with plenty of activities and a bustling city center? Some of the most varied and beautiful natural areas in Europe? Kind and inviting citizens eager to have tourists learn about their nation and history? One of the most majestic and surreal small towns in the entire world? Great food in every restaurant? Great wine you've never even imagined?
Slovenia has all of these things and more; and we're going to tell you how to spend the perfect week on the sunny side of the Alps.Read More
It seems like hundreds of times on this blog, we've extolled the virtues of food tours and reveling in the fact that you can learn more about a culture by exploring their cuisine and traditions than by simply seeing things that have existed in the same place for hundreds of years. In fact, we've extolled it so many times, I'm not even peppering this paragraph with links to food pieces. Most likely there's a link to a bunch of them at the bottom of the page, or at the bottom of every piece on this site. I swear this is not a food blog, it just seems that way because we love food so much. When we were offered the opportunity to join a Slovenian Cooking Class in Ljubljana with CookEatSlovenia, we jumped at the opportunity. While they offer wine tasting tours and day trips to hike the Julian Alps, we relished the idea of a Slovenian cooking class. We love to cook at home (even if home is just an AirBnB, cooking in instead of eating out is a great way to stick to your budget), and being able to cook a Slovenian meal with a real Slovenian? Oh, and there's Slovenian wine served? WE ARE IN!Read More
There are many posts I would encourage you to explore on our website, not the least of which is an almost two thousand word epic extolling the virtue of a pita sandwich with eggs and potatoes, but none may be more helpful than an explanation of why we are travelling in the first place. The thought of undertaking a trip around the world for an undetermined amount of time can be quite daunting for some people; it certainly was for me, no matter how much I did not want to admit it. As we began planning stops and buying plane tickets, accumulating hotel points and making extraneous Amazon purchases, I stumbled upon this picture:Read More