I wrote about twenty different drafts before I realized that this is just the About section. You're not looking for travel tips or funny stories about how Renee got diarrhea in the middle of an Italian vineyard or the time I accidentally ordered a live goose. You want to know about things. So here you go.

I'm Josh. She's Renee. We're married. We're traveling. I write good. You are jealous of our lives and maybe you want to copy us. Use our experiences, read our jokes, follow me on Twitter.

Never buy the hats with the flags of the countries you're in. But if you're lost, get in the map.